Thursday 22 December 2016

Shake and Bake!

The Pegasus Run is here!

More erotic bikini-girl space mayhem has landed, just in time for the holidays! This time our heroines find themselves pitted against a group of sexy rivals and caught up in a perilous web of scheming and deceit that could well see their very freedom at stake. They'll have to muster every ounce of their courage, cleverness and seductive feminine wiles if they hope to prevail! 

It really is such a privilege to be able to work with Uruk Press in sharing the Space Princess stories with the world. While these yarns are erotic red meat for my inner Horny Little Devil -- and hopefully yours, too -- I'm also excited about them just as stories, and I always look forward to the chance to spend time with the women of the S.S. Ecstasy. Their adventures are enormously fun to write and I hope they're equally fun to read: check out the latest episode here and let me know if you agree. 

To celebrate this release, the first Space Princess adventure, The Fourth Rule, has come down in price. Get your copy today and find out where it all started. There's so much more to come!

Found in Translation.

Another recent development I'm quite tickled by: for the very first time (that I'm aware of), my work has been translated into Hungarian! 

The piece in question is one of my freebies over at Literotica, a satirical take on "author notes" called "A Short Disclaimer." I would like to thank Pavlov for his appreciation of this piece and for assaying his translation. Incredibly cool!

Carpe Diem.



So. This. If you still have holiday shopping to do... this.

This fabulous little erotic oddity comes via the good people at Jezebel, who put me hip to the fact that there is an erotic calendar, produced several years running now, that features hot women holding carp. It's Henrik Pohler's Carponizer Calendar, and... well, yeah. It's a thing. That is a thing that exists, and this makes me happy.

Pohler also apparently produces a similar calendar for the general fisherman's market, which features various forms of fish and the odd eel... but I don't know. There's just a certain purity to the mission of specifically celebrating the majestic carp by having a naked model hold it up in front of a camera that just speaks to me. Your mileage may vary.

I'll say this for Pohler: his taste in models is impeccable. And the women are pretty good looking, too! (Bah-dmp! Tsshh!)

Allow me to play you out.

Speaking of fish stories and Christmas: this here video is an oldie, but a goodie.


And it's not Christmas for my family until we've listened to this very special rendition of O Holy Night:


Enjoy! Best of the season and see you all in the new year!

Tuesday 6 December 2016

I Roved Out in Search of Naughty Smut

And look what I found!

First things first: here's an early peek at the cover for The Pegasus Run, the next sexy Space Princess adventure. It's coming soon and I couldn't be more excited!


Realized by the talents of Lady Amaranthine, this episode's cover-girl is the sultry Commander Oona, the Chief Erotic Officer and second in command of the S.S. Ecstasy. A former sex priestess from the planet Thalia, she has a randy and insatiably curious nature and sangfroid to spare. She gets up to some particularly naughty antics this time out, and she's far from alone. You won't want to miss it, so stay tuned!

In the meantime, here's a review of something wonderfully delicious that a friend brought to my attention...

Truth & Love, Rupert Everton style. 

"All I did was kiss him on the lips at sundown with my mouth full of cum during an orgasm in a blessed grove on the eve of a half-moon solstice. So I think you'll agree that I can hardly be held responsible for any magical fuckery here." -- Cinder, my new favourite erotic heroine

I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love is the currently-updating erotic webcomic from Rupert Everton, and it is seriously one of the best things ever.

Everton is the previous creator of Lovelyss and Lovesyck, both enormously fun and tongue-in-cheek sci-fi noir parodies which are well worth your time in their own right. Having said that, I Roved Out... is even better: a pitch-perfect high fantasy sex farce whose delightfully randy heroine, Cinder, goes to great lengths to get out of the epic quests people keep trying to send her on. It's packed with likeable characters, rapid-fire gags and affectionate skewering, so to speak, of all manner of high fantasy tropes.  

Above and beyond all that, the artwork just has to be seen to be believed. The artistic quality Everton is delivering here is reminiscent of some of the best "painterly" comic book artists in the business -- personally it puts me in mind of Kyle Baker's work on the prestige format Justice, Inc. miniseries back in the day, though of course Everton's raunchiness, playfulness and inflections of manga infuence are all his own -- and if you take some time out of your day to fully appreciate it, you will have no regrets. If you like what you see and want to support him, I would urge you to pay a visit to his Patreon page.

Allow me to play you out

St. Vincent's "Birth in Reverse" provides an epigram for Everton's erotic fantasy epic, and any excuse to listen to the B-52's "Roam" is a good one.



See you soon, dear readers!