Once Upon a Pocket Rocket

The erotic prequel adventures of bikini girls in spaaace!

From Fire and Ice, the 1983 Ralph Bakshi / Frank Frazetta feature.

So, as you can see in my "Reviewing the Situation" post, the Space Princess Season One omnibus is here, collecting the first five novellas together with plenty of Special Features content (check that link for information on the draw we're holding for a free copy). You can get the full low-down from Uruk Press, but I'm here to talk specifically about a new type of Space Princess adventure which we're debuting as one of those Special Features.

It's called the Pocket Rocket: a series of short adventures half the size of a normal Space Princess episode. The first group of Pocket Rocket adventures are conceived as prequels that delve into the backstories of the heroines of the S.S. Ecstasy (though don't let the word "backstories" fool you, these stories are stand-alone and you don't have to read the main episodes to fully enjoy them). "Whom Palaces Delight," exclusive to the omnibus, is set six years before the "current" voyage of the Ecstasy and shows the encounter -- a frontier adventure featuring a hunt for ancient treasure, a ruined jungle temple and a band of evil, horny cultists -- that brings Titania Hollander into the Space Princess Entertainment fold. 

Other Pocket Rocket adventures will be previewed as limited-time freebies on a number of different sites. The first of these freebies, "The Masquerade," is now live*. Be sure to check it out, rate and comment, and check this post for updates on further Pocket Rocket freebies. Enjoy!

(* Update: The Pocket Rocket freebies have now expired, but you can check out the complete suite of adventure shorts in the forthcoming collection.)

Allow Me to Play You Out...

... with a couple of sultry club bangers whose lyrics just happen to involve pocket rockets. In fact this Kimberley Cole track contains almost no other words:

While this entertainingly dirty-cute Static Revenger track is a bit more lyrically diverse and every bit as much fun:

(Listen for it...)

Til next time, gentle readers! May your pocket rocket be fully fuelled and ready for launch.

The Cruelest Summer

The next Space Princess adventure is coming!

I've just delivered the final edit of Summerland Blues, the fourth episode of the Space Princess series, to my lovely peeps at Uruk Press! Check out a preview of Lady Amaranthine's fabulous cover art after the jump.

No two ways about it, this episode is straight-up bonkers and was a ton of fun to put together, and I'm looking forward to sharing it with you all.

Shake and Bake!

The Pegasus Run is here!

More erotic bikini-girl space mayhem has landed, just in time for the holidays! This time our heroines find themselves pitted against a group of sexy rivals and caught up in a perilous web of scheming and deceit that could well see their very freedom at stake. They'll have to muster every ounce of their courage, cleverness and seductive feminine wiles if they hope to prevail! 

It really is such a privilege to be able to work with Uruk Press in sharing the Space Princess stories with the world. While these yarns are erotic red meat for my inner Horny Little Devil -- and hopefully yours, too -- I'm also excited about them just as stories, and I always look forward to the chance to spend time with the women of the S.S. Ecstasy. Their adventures are enormously fun to write and I hope they're equally fun to read: check out the latest episode here and let me know if you agree. 

To celebrate this release, the first Space Princess adventure, The Fourth Rule, has come down in price. Get your copy today and find out where it all started. There's so much more to come!

Found in Translation.

Another recent development I'm quite tickled by: for the very first time (that I'm aware of), my work has been translated into Hungarian! 

The piece in question is one of my freebies over at Literotica, a satirical take on "author notes" called "A Short Disclaimer." I would like to thank Pavlov for his appreciation of this piece and for assaying his translation. Incredibly cool!

Carpe Diem.

So. This. If you still have holiday shopping to do... this.

This fabulous little erotic oddity comes via the good people at Jezebel, who put me hip to the fact that there is an erotic calendar, produced several years running now, that features hot women holding carp. It's Henrik Pohler's Carponizer Calendar, and... well, yeah. It's a thing. That is a thing that exists, and this makes me happy.

Pohler also apparently produces a similar calendar for the general fisherman's market, which features various forms of fish and the odd eel... but I don't know. There's just a certain purity to the mission of specifically celebrating the majestic carp by having a naked model hold it up in front of a camera that just speaks to me. Your mileage may vary.

I'll say this for Pohler: his taste in models is impeccable. And the women are pretty good looking, too! (Bah-dmp! Tsshh!)

Allow me to play you out.

Speaking of fish stories and Christmas: this here video is an oldie, but a goodie.

And it's not Christmas for my family until we've listened to this very special rendition of O Holy Night:

Enjoy! Best of the season and see you all in the new year!

The Fourth Rule is live!

Let love rule among the stars.

Huzzah! The first instalment of the Space Princess series, The Fourth Rule, is now live on Amazon.

I'm tremendously excited to be teaming with the good people of Uruk Press to publish this series, which is an affectionate erotic tribute to vintage televised science fiction of the late Sixties and early Seventies. Featuring the crew of the S.S. Ecstasy -- an interstellar luxury liner in a not-so-distant future crewed mostly by gorgeous women in bikinis and go-go boots, and operated by a company called Space Princess Entertainment -- it's equal parts tongue-in-cheek action adventure, wry comedy and raunchy balls-to-the-wall smut, with a garnish of social commentary for good measure. I'm already editing the next adventure for release; in the meantime if you like vintage camp, beautiful women, raunchy sex or all of the above, then take a ride with the lovely ladies of Space Princess!