Cyrano Johnson comes to Smashwords, plus more smashing news & content!
Hello again, dear readers. I have some great Space Princess news for you this week: we have a new freebie live on Smashwords and more content forthcoming for that site very soon! I've also got a brand-new erotic fiction review for you, covering a pair of books by the dynamic duo of Brixton and Vera Atwood. Let's dig in under the jump!
More erotic bikini-girl space mayhem has landed, just in time for the holidays! This time our heroines find themselves pitted against a group of sexy rivals and caught up in a perilous web of scheming and deceit that could well see their very freedom at stake. They'll have to muster every ounce of their courage, cleverness and seductive feminine wiles if they hope to prevail!
It really is such a privilege to be able to work with Uruk Press in sharing the Space Princess stories with the world. While these yarns are erotic red meat for my inner Horny Little Devil -- and hopefully yours, too -- I'm also excited about them just as stories, and I always look forward to the chance to spend time with the women of the S.S. Ecstasy. Their adventures are enormously fun to write and I hope they're equally fun to read: check out the latest episode here and let me know if you agree.
To celebrate this release, the first Space Princess adventure, The Fourth Rule, has come down in price. Get your copy today and find out where it all started. There's so much more to come!
Found in Translation.
Another recent development I'm quite tickled by: for the very first time (that I'm aware of), my work has been translated into Hungarian!
The piece in question is one of my freebies over at Literotica, a satirical take on "author notes" called "A Short Disclaimer." I would like to thank Pavlov for his appreciation of this piece and for assaying his translation. Incredibly cool!
Carpe Diem.
So. This. If you still have holiday shopping to do... this.
This fabulous little erotic oddity comes via the good people at Jezebel, who put me hip to the fact that there is an erotic calendar, produced several years running now, that features hot women holding carp. It's Henrik Pohler's Carponizer Calendar, and... well, yeah. It's a thing. That is a thing that exists, and this makes me happy.
Pohler also apparently produces a similar calendar for the general fisherman's market, which features various forms of fish and the odd eel... but I don't know. There's just a certain purity to the mission of specifically celebrating the majestic carp by having a naked model hold it up in front of a camera that just speaks to me. Your mileage may vary.
I'll say this for Pohler: his taste in models is impeccable. And the women are pretty good looking, too! (Bah-dmp! Tsshh!)
Allow me to play you out.
Speaking of fish stories and Christmas: this here video is an oldie, but a goodie.
And it's not Christmas for my family until we've listened to this very special rendition of O Holy Night:
Enjoy! Best of the season and see you all in the new year!
Brought to You By Spooky African Traditional Religions
My ritual Halloween viewing is the Bela Lugosi classic White Zombie. Treat yourself, and Happy Halloween!
It's not, like, super-enlightened in its attitudes, granted. (Although on the other hand, it's really not that bad for a film of its era.) But this old classic had style to spare, featured Lugosi at his absolute spookiest, and arguably had a far more interesting take on zombies than the 21st-century tradition.
You can find more supernatural-tinged adventures in my recently-released novella, The Serpent's Kiss. And you can check out my author's page at Amazon here, including the first instalment of the Space Princess adventures (already selling like hotcakes!). Visit my publisher at Uruk Press to find more quality erotica.
Huzzah! The first instalment of the Space Princess series, The Fourth Rule, is now live on Amazon.
I'm tremendously excited to be teaming with the good people of Uruk Press to publish this series, which is an affectionate erotic tribute to vintage televised science fiction of the late Sixties and early Seventies. Featuring the crew of the S.S. Ecstasy -- an interstellar luxury liner in a not-so-distant future crewed mostly by gorgeous women in bikinis and go-go boots, and operated by a company called Space Princess Entertainment -- it's equal parts tongue-in-cheek action adventure, wry comedy and raunchy balls-to-the-wall smut, with a garnish of social commentary for good measure. I'm already editing the next adventure for release; in the meantime if you like vintage camp, beautiful women, raunchy sex or all of the above, then take a ride with the lovely ladies of Space Princess!
